FREE FUCK 8/18/16

FREE FUCK 8/18/16

THIS MIGHT BE YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GET MY BOOK FUCK UTAH FOR FREE ON THE KINDLE

IT IS A VERY DARK BOOK 18+ 18+ 18+

CONTAIN LOTS OF FUCKING, DRUGS, VIOLENCE, ULTRAVIOLENCE, ULTRA VIOLENCE, SERIAL KILLERS, RAPE, DOGS, HORROR, LOVE, DEPRESSION, REJECTION, ANXIETY, PSYCH WARDS, HOMELESSNESS, WILDERNESS CAMPS, ETC

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new book / update

new book is out co-written with josain splorgat of some of the darkest poetry – flash fiction on the market. ultra violence / horror / rape / sex / drugs / anti-religion / suicide / depression / anxiety / psych wards / etc

update: site is probably going bye bye, can’t afford it

update 2: putting my first poetry book ‘fuck utah’ out for free again on kindle starting thursday, going for 5 days

PROZAC (dark poem/flash fiction)

PROZAC

Graba handfulla grass spears 
N throw them at her 

She screams 
What the hell jon

I laugh
and I say
Fuck you cunt

She gasps 
and says don’t ever say that again

And I laugh

She says
I’m serious 
What’s gotten into you today?

I answer 
Prozac

She says 
What the fuck 
I thought you said
you’d never go on prescription drugs again

And I grin 
and push her down the hill 

I look down 
and her limbs are contorted 

she’s moaning
it gives me a boner 

(wow)

Prozac is fucked up

new dark poetry book out now 99 cents on the kindle

just dropped this fire. get some while it’s hot. 136 pages. 99 cents on the kindle. 6.66 for the paperback for a limited time. dark poetry 18+ sex, drugs, ultra violence, fuck utah. here is the link: SO IT’S LIKE THAT EH

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Boop

playing with the froth on top of
this root beer float

it reminds me of dirty bath bubbles
but it tastes good

i stroll up to the counter
and the indian girl says
“oh, you again?
what would you like?”

i tell her
“i’d like you to fucking die
haha haha”

she freezes and turns white
and lets out a little peep  “what?”

“i didn’t say anything, silly” i tell her

then i scoop some of the froth
from my root beer float
and i reach out
and put it on her nose   “boop”

then i go

 

from my newest dark poetry book (99 cents on the kindle for a limited time):

SO IT’S LIKE THAT EH

 

 

free dark poetry book (for kindle)

my 5th book is free for a limited time. 156 pages of dark poetry on the kindle. reads fast. prolly take 30 mins. if you don’t have a kindle there are free kindle apps on near every device. can use the one for the browser n read it off of amazon.

another night with joshua haines’ mother and green honey’s sister (18+ poem)

she puts the half-empty beer bottle on her nose

she says

‘look, i’ma bottle-nosed dolphin’

i say

‘huh’

she says

‘hee hee, i donno, i just get silly when i’m drunk’

i shake my head

and she says

‘what’

i say

‘you know bottle-nosed dolphins like to fuck’

she says

nothing

i sigh

she says

‘how about i give you head again?’

i say

‘that’s fine’

i’ll take what i can get

she starts bobbin’

i think about how i would rate her technique

2/10?

3/10?

ugh

why am i so passive?

i should say something

help her out

nah, i don’t want to be an asshole

but

i donno if i can bust if i don’t

i tell her

‘go deeper’

she goes deeper

i tell her

‘slow it down’

she slows it down

i tell her

‘look at me’

she looks at me

i tell her

‘make sexy noises’

she makes sexy noises

i tell her

‘use your hands’

she uses her hands

i tell her

‘almost there’

i tell her

‘deeper’

she goes deeper,

now she’s making choking noises

i tell her

‘choke me’ (I donno if this is possible)

she changes position

and starts choking me

with her feet

i bust

10/10…

i pass out

i wake up

she’s still got me in her mouth

but her face is blue

i pull my cock out of her throat

i see that she’s unconscious

what do i do

what do i do

i flip her over

i slap her

‘wake up’

she starts coughing

she says

‘sorry’

i say

‘sorry’

she says

‘i’m ready to have sex now’

songs of the week $uicideboy$

new $uicideboy$ is headbangers

how to react / respond to hearing good music that gets you in the zone

2:17 ish – 2:47

Also, R.I.P. DDG

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